I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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