But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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