The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
