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• (312): View more from Illinois

  awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!

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  Did someone propose they get off the stage?

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic

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• (585): View more from New York

  im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"

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• (817): View more from Texas

  The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?

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• (619): View more from California

  You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck

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