you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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