but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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