so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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