My hand turned me down
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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