I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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