so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
