so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
My bed smells like the plague
I'm having to shit out rocks
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
