i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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