help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
what day is it and did you see me today?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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