Please, let me fuck your mom
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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