Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Randomize
