apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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