Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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