I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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