Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
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