Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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