she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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