So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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