On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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