No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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