i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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