So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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