Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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