And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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