I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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