the new term for farting is butt boxing.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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