just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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