I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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