Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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