Kareoke will never be a sober sport
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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