before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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