she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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