I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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