he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
But break dance skills will only take you so far
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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