you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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