physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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