Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
4 words: hood of his car
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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