So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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