his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
birth control should be required to get into college
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
