I just made out with a guy for $7.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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