i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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