i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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