it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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