i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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