time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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