Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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